friendster

ROFL

I just had a really stupid and hilarious idea about friendster

boy did it get me laughing

wonder why people have so many friends on friendster?

are they really nice people that others simply ADORE

or just because they put their pretty little faces as their display pictures

Ever came across total strangers adding you then ask you to intro?

man are these people desperate enough

How can you even determine whether these people you add are not 60 plus old hags/hentais that are dying for some young attention?

well I certainly don't wish to find out

so while I was surfing through friendster just now,

POOF came a sick and twisted scenario

here it comes

heehee

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CHARACTERS
tom(main character)
"pretty girl" on friendster



story:

Tom,17,desperate for love

one fine day,

Tom: Oh my tian, I am so bored. Lets see whether there are any of those pretty girls on friendster. heehee

Browses through friendster and eyes caught by this big bust Caucasian girl

Tom*thinks to himself*: WOAH! CHIO BODOH! LOOK AT HER NEH! *drools*

clicks on profile and adds as friend

Tom: wow, this time hit jackpot man, this girl is HOT

waits patiently for approval and then adds her on msn

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ON MSN

Tom: Hi

pretty girl: yes, sweetheart

TOM GETS REALLY EXCITED

Tom*thinks to himself*: waaa. so sweet. call me sweet heart seh

Tom: remember me? i added you on friendster. make friends?

pretty girl: sure baby

Tom: WHOOTS . hi i'm tom

pretty girl: tom as in tom and jerry? thats really cute. I'm nancy

.........

CHAT GOES ON FOR A WEEK

a week later

Tom: oh man, I really would like to see you in person. You stay in singapore right

Nancy: yes my dear

Tom: WOO HOO! lets meet up ok?

Nancy: sure darling, meet at my house, tomorrow 12

Tom: I WILL BE THERE AT 9

Nancy:haha

>>>

THE NEXT DAY

Tom gets ready anxiously

Tom: I'm going to meet the chiobu, i'm going to meet the chio bu!!!!

REACHES THE ADDRESS

*ding dong*

"is it tom? come in sweetie"

"oh man i am so going in"

tom opens door and have a shock of his life

A FAT 50 PLUS OLD TAI TAI IS WAITING THERE FOR HIM!

"YOU ARE NOT NANCY RIGHT!?!?!?!?"

"what's wrong honey? come to ma ma"

"TO HELL I WON'T"

Tom turns to run but the door automatically slammed on him

"HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Tom is taken into captivity by nancy and forced to be her *** slave

AND THEY LIVED "HAPPILY" EVER AFTER

at least nancy did.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god

I am indeed sick in the mind

oh well

:D

DISCLAIMER: I admit I do have loads and loads of photos on my friendster account. Well, who doesn't? so bug off

DISCLAIMER 2: THIS IS STRICTLY MY PERSONAL OPINION. SORRY IF IT OFFENDS YOU.